The Colander

I decided that I was in an organizing mood. So, I started to clean out all the cabinets in the kitchen. I pulled everything out and had it all over the kitchen floor. Bubba came in as curious as ever, to see what all the banging was. I wasn't paying attention to him and then all of a sudden I heard him breathing really heavy. I looked over at him and saw the metal colander on his face.

I said, "what are you doing?"

He said, "I Darth Bader, Mama".